SCOTT HEMMINGWAY

Scott Hemmingway is on the 126 CTA bus every day. He sits all the way in the back of the bus in the right corner. Scott is a handsome young man in his thirties. He is a lawyer downtown, so he wears a white button down dress shirt with a black, shiny silk tie every day. He wears a suit on top of that. The coat and dress pants are smooth, shiny, and black. The material of the fabric is microfiber. Right below Scott’s ankles are two of the shiniest shoes I have ever seen. They have such a high gloss that I could see my reflection. No matter what the weather is like Scott’s shoes are always perfectly clean and never have a smudge on them. He has a pure face with no scars or freckles, a chiseled jaw line, and piercing unusual bright green eyes. His face is always clean shaven, and his hair is slicked back with shiny gel. Scott is married and has two kids who are five and three. He went to law school at Loyola University and graduated with high honors. He has a TV family life, where everyone is happy and gets along. His wife is understanding and lets him go golfing while she stays home and watches the kids. Like in TV, if there is a family conflict, it is always resolved and everyone is happy once again. The only problem with this well groomed, immaculate, perfect family man is that every single day I see him in the back of the bus just digging and digging in his nose.